When you're driving down the highway at night
And you're feelin' that wild turkey's bite
Don't give Johnny Walker a ride
Cause Jack Black is right by your side
You might get taken to the jailhouse and find
You've been arrested for driving while blind
hate to say it, done that twice. that's what's settled my as down some.
Showdown, you bet
And I haven't even saddled my pony yet
Have mercy, Miss Percy
I done put the coon tune on this vette
That's right, that's right
That's right
And you're feelin' that wild turkey's bite
Don't give Johnny Walker a ride
Cause Jack Black is right by your side
You might get taken to the jailhouse and find
You've been arrested for driving while blind
hate to say it, done that twice. that's what's settled my as down some.
Showdown, you bet
And I haven't even saddled my pony yet
Have mercy, Miss Percy
I done put the coon tune on this vette
That's right, that's right
That's right
"Never trust a weapon that you haven't personally test fired"
Jack Reacher
Jack Reacher