A Relook At The Cryptids

[BIAD]

...I have to wonder, given the description of the Grafton Monster as having no ears nor eyes... but apparently
some sort of mouth to whistle with...might it not bear some relation to that oddball you have living out in your
shed?

The muscular-side of the Grafton Monster does exclude any similarity to my lodger now enjoying the
coolness of the evening out in the garden, but I have to admit, the lack of clothes does fall well-within
BIAD's preferred parameters.

The Man-Girl can also produce a type of whistle, but this involves a hefty breeze and him squatting in
a certain manner. Whether this categorises Boy In A Dress as a creature who bungles through life
and scares the billy-be-jeezus out of folks, I'd prefer not to suggest.