(07-08-2024, 08:05 AM)BIAD Wrote:(07-08-2024, 04:17 AM)EndtheMadnessNow Wrote: Sodomizing a tree is new one. WTF?? Judge is going to need to break protocol and require few drinks before hearing this case. Maybe it was an investment banker ritual. If you want in the club you must do this or else. Damn weird for sure!
Yes... it certainly brings a new concept to having 'a woody'.
Arboreal Lives Matter. (Send your donations to Candy Candido c/o The Fighting Trees, Land Of Oz)
Indeed. That seems to be taking "love the Earth" just a tad too far. I always knew it was just a matter of time before the Tree Huggers would progress to... well... you know...
If someone would kindly inform the gentleman that knot-holes in trees are where wild bees build their nests, not to mention the odd squirrel that is likely to be lurking wherever bees are not, it might go a long way in curbing his enthusiasm.
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