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I resisted putting this post in 'The Gardener's Backyard' thread, just in case it gave some folk ideas.

'Mud-smeared' investment banker 'had sex with tree after shoving soil in undies'

'An investment banker allegedly pulled down his pants before starting to 'have sex with a tree' just
metres away from London's iconic Albert Memorial. earlier this year. Westminster Magistrates Court
heard 30-year-old Paolo Bollag stripped off in Kensington Gardens before committing a series of
'lewd acts'.

Bollag is also accused of loading his underwear with soil and rubbing his crotch.


The Albert Memorial, where knot-holes beckon.

The banker then allegedly began 'thrusting' into a tree. Bollag, who lives in the nearby Queen's Gate
Place where houses sell for as much as £5m, appeared in court only to confirm his name and age
as well as denying the charge of 'outraging public decency'.


Paolo, the Darling of the Deciduous.

He is now due to appear at a crown court trial before a jury at a later date after receiving bail, with
the only condition being that he does not enter the park again. The picturesque green space which
sits just a short walk away from Kensington Palace houses more than 3,000 trees over 242 acres
of land.

The park’s website says it has an “awesome spectacle of the tree avenues, where veteran trees
ground the visitor in times past”.

The investment manager currently works at Oakley Capital, according to his LinkedIn profile, with
his role involving "supporting entrepreneurs and management teams with a core focus on software,
tech-enabled services and consumer internet."

The same profile states is part of a team who founded an investor network called '6NINE26'.
He is due to appear at Southwark Crown Court next month...'

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