This holiday I'm purchasing $1000 of Lockheed-Martin stock using Schrute Bucks. This nefarious transaction will give me travel points so I can visit the Moon Base, or I can swap the Schrute Bucks for fusion energy credit default certificates.
A cool $23 Trillion will get you a fleet of these babies!
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"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." – Thomas Sowell