Mrs. Horton, she was also my baby sister's first grade teacher. I grew up with her kids (still stay in touch with her daughter) and she is still kicking and still beautiful. Her husband was my junior high school principal, sadly he passed last year. Dang, I started first grade 51 years ago. Time sure does fly!
As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.