Well if you believe what the Bible says then you know that even after He created the Heavens, the Earth and all of the plants and animals God was still lonely so He created humans to keep Him company. Of course this was before we pissed Him off by breaking key rules and He quit hanging out with us. I imagine that now He just watches us for entertainment- like a novella or Bill Maher!
As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.
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