It's official, we now live in the world of formulaic plot lines that have the lifespan of an average MSM's exclusive.
It would be funny if these crappy narratives didn't involve the use of death.
Some exasperate that you can't make this stuff up... but you can and they do.
It would be funny if these crappy narratives didn't involve the use of death.

Quote:Clapham chemical attack: Police believe suspect may have died in ThamesArchived BBC Article:
Abdul the now non-vogue.
'Clapham chemical attack suspect Abdul Shokoor Ezedi may be dead after going into the River Thames,
police say. The 35-year-old has not been seen since the night of the attack on 31 January, when an alkali
substance was thrown over a mother and her two children.
At a press conference on Friday police said their working hypothesis was that he had gone into the water
after last being seen at Chelsea Bridge. No body has been found and officers said one may never be
recovered.
At the briefing Metropolitan Police officers said Ezedi could be seen on CCTV "walking with purpose" for
four miles to the Thames and said his behaviour changed at Chelsea Bridge. They said he could be seen
to "lean over the railings" of the bridge before CCTV sightings ceased. Speaking at Scotland Yard, Cmdr
Jon Savell said officers had spent the last 24 hours "meticulously" following CCTV and their "main working
hypothesis" was that he had gone into the water.
"We have looked at all of the available cameras and angles, and with the assistance of Transport for London
and CCTV from buses that were travelling over the bridge at the relevant time and there is no sighting of him
coming off the bridge," he said. Detective Superintendent Rick Sewart said death was the "most probable
outcome" if Ezedi had gone into the water.
From the hundreds of hours of CCTV officers have combed through, it does not look as though Ezedi has
been in contact with anyone else, the force said...'
Some exasperate that you can't make this stuff up... but you can and they do.

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