Just waiting for someone like me to run across one with a case of the munchies. I would abscond with it, remove gps, eat the munchies and re-program it to be my pet robot. You'd see my playing fetch with it, stoned as hell and laughing my ass off!
As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.
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