When insults had class

[Grace]

  
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one. "
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
 
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
Winston Churchill, in response
  
 
   
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde
 

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

My two favorites

I really enjoy the exchange between Shaw and Churchill... Churchill's response was just so classic! Can't be beat! 

I also often feel like Oscar Wilde's quote above... Lol.