(12-04-2022, 05:29 AM)VioletDove Wrote: Mmmm spam. Fried, with a ton of mustard.
I'll eat mustard on biscuits, if I have to, but never on Spam... the substrate is far too disgusting. I'll even eat horse radish on bratwurst, so long as there ain't no Spam involved.
I'd even eat horse, and have. It wasn't Spam, at least.
I have even eaten "grampus", which is a kind of giant salamander (18" to maybe 3 feet long) that lives in the rivers here (more westerly folks call them "hellbenders"). It might be a salamander, but at least it wasn't Spam.
I'm guessing the "ton of mustard" is just there to hide the taste and texture of the Spam in your world....
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