With Halloween slowly creeping towards us, it's only natural that a haunting article comes to light.
Here we have a Colombian lady who jilted the usual indecisive manner of dealing with those who have passed
beyond the veil of death and allowed a supposedly friendly ghost to put the willies up her in more ways than one.
But we all know when dealing with those outside of our accepted boundaries of what we call reality, things aren't
always what they seem. Luckily, a clue may be in the article's title.
Here we have a Colombian lady who jilted the usual indecisive manner of dealing with those who have passed
beyond the veil of death and allowed a supposedly friendly ghost to put the willies up her in more ways than one.
But we all know when dealing with those outside of our accepted boundaries of what we call reality, things aren't
always what they seem. Luckily, a clue may be in the article's title.

Quote:I had sex with a ghost every night for 20 years - but I dumped him when I saw he had fangs and theArchived Daily Mail Article:
face of a gargoyle
*Paola Flórez, from Colombia, claimed she had sex with a ghastly spirit.
'A woman has claimed that she had nightly romps with a ghost 'with fangs and the face of a gargoyle' for over 20 years.
Paola Flórez, from Colombia, said her relationship with the spirit started when she was young - and that the frisky ghoul
visited her every night while she slept.
She made the claims on the TV show Sin Carreta, which broadcasts on the state-owned channel Canal 1.
Paula also claimed that he always initiated it and that she ended up falling in love with the charismatic spectre, even
enjoying a 20-year-long passionate fling with him. She told viewers: 'One day, I was lying down when I felt a hand move
from my feet to my chest. It was strange, I was scared.
'From that moment on, he started coming to me like a spirit to have sex with me.'
Paola (or Paula) having a quickie.
Paula considered herself a loving partner to her ghostly lover for 20 years – until she eventually saw his face.
She explained: 'He was a very big man. But the day I caught a glimpse of him, he had fangs and the face of a gargoyle'.
After seeing the ghoul's scary looks, she stated that she did not want any further contact with him because he frightened
her. The woman continued: 'The last time I saw his face was when I didn't want to continue.'
Paula (or Paola) explaining her concerns over her spiritual... needs.
Psychologist Martiza Montealegre said: 'Paula's case is not at all common. In fact, demonic cases are extremely isolated'.
However, parapsychologist Jairo Urbex believes her account is credible, adding that she was probably in a relationship with
an 'incubus'. Urbex explained: 'An incubus is a demonic entity, it is a lower-astral entity and we describe all those that look
like maggots as "low-vibrational".' He added: 'They specialise in grabbing people and taking their energy.'
People were complexed and one local commented: 'It must have been a satanic spirit' while another wrote: 'I've also fallen
in love with a couple of ghosts, hahaha.' A woman named Stella said: 'People are getting crazier', while Eduardo joked:
'Tell her it was a neighbour with a sheet with holes'. Another local Pablo quipped: 'That spirit was no saint'...'
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