Freedom Of Speech And GenZ

[Snarl]

if that fella ever did show up, well, we've got enough ground for a few shallow graves

People disappear pretty easy. If you've got a tractor it's no trouble t'all. I've seen my neighbors diggin' weird. Nobody ever talks about it. People don't even wink at one another.

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Yeah, mine shaft would be better.  Deeper and no "fresh" dirt exposed by digging.

I don't worry about you Cav. I know you live 'over there'. And I suspect you're closer to the grave than I am. Meaning: anybody you had a grudge with, and deserving of an untimely end, probably ain't worth your time. But ... just in case ... don't throw bodies down into holes. Their yuck contaminates everything. They stink. They don't 'go away' down there.

If you wanna get rid of a body ya drag it out in the woods. Ya gotta drag it out far enough that no one is gonna be casually strolling by and find it. One a them blue plasticky weather tarps works extremely well for dragging heavy limp things around. You can even tie cordage into the eyelets to make pulling that much more easy. Strip it of all clothing. Split it open so the stink of it can get up where animals'll smell it freely. Let nature take its course. Put the clothes in a paper bag and drop 'em in a dumpster.

If you 'really' have to get rid of anything that's left over ... auger down a hole ... deep as you can go ... deeper than anyone else would ever consider digging. Dump it in, pack it down ... and plant a valuable tree on top of it. Scatter the rest of any dirt. Realistically, you shouldn't even be able to find your way back to it if you dragged it out far enough.

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Explanation: Wood chipper the body stuff into a fast flowing river!

Personal Disclosure: Leave no trace ok. LOL 

Now I know you live in the outback. -chuckle-

I don't (actually) think I'd use a wood chipper. Not unless I wanted to turn 'em into fertilizer that is.