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BLONDE ON TIME

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked
her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named “Rolex” and one was named “Timex”.

Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

   “Helllooooo...! ,” answered the blonde.  “They're watchdogs.”