Quote:Two old guys were out playing golf. 
One of the guys hits his ball into the woods...

When he finds the ball there is a frog setting beside his ball.
He reaches down to pick up his ball and the Frog says, “If you pick me up and kiss me I will turn into a beautiful woman and give you incredible sex for the rest of your life!”

The old guy reaches down, picks up the frog, puts it in his golf bag and zips it shut.. 
the other guy asks why he did that?
The old guy said,
“You know at my age I think I would rather just have a talking frog”…!!!