Went to pick up my new glasses so afterward ran next door to the dollar store to pick up a box of toothpicks while Kdog waited in the vehicle before we left to get some brunch. There were two cashiers open but there was a really loud woman at one of them so I went to the other. As I'm paying for my toothpicks all of a sudden the loud woman starts yelling so the cashier checking me out and I both turn our heads and look. The loud woman looks me right in the eye and yells "Don't look at me you devil!" to which out of instinct I yell back "I'll look wherever I want you crazy bitch!" and that began the yelling match with the crazy woman at Dollar Tree.
She starts screaming at me how I'm the Devil, something about a Mustang, God and Will Smith. I tell her "Fuck you ya crazy bitch!" and flipped her off to which she returns the one bird salute and yells at me how God hates me and I'm going to be damned and burn in Hell to which I replied how that was real nice and I'm sure that it is awful Godly shooting the bird and cussing at strangers and as I exited the store flipped her off again while yelling "Fuck you foul mouthed whore!"
I know, not my shiniest moment! I also was foul mouthed and un-Godly myself- but I was also having to watch around me to make sure I wasn't about to be attacked as here in the city if you get into an altercation with one person of a certain shade any others within the vicinity are liable to jump on you too. It's a sad but true state of reality and something I never thought I'd have to worry about in my lifetime and yet here we are. Fortunately everybody else in the store looked at her like she was insane and stayed out of it... this time.
Anyway, this wasn't my first encounter with a crazy person this week. Just a few days ago encountered a crazy woman at the Circle K down the street. Won't go into details but let's just say that I was glad to finally get in my vehicle and click the lock button and that it was my first time having to wonder about possibly being sexually assaulted by another woman, she was even licking her lips- YUCK!
So as the eclipse approaches I would caution everybody to stay on their toes and monitor their surroundings because the crazy is coming out in full force this week!
Also, brunch was lovely!
She starts screaming at me how I'm the Devil, something about a Mustang, God and Will Smith. I tell her "Fuck you ya crazy bitch!" and flipped her off to which she returns the one bird salute and yells at me how God hates me and I'm going to be damned and burn in Hell to which I replied how that was real nice and I'm sure that it is awful Godly shooting the bird and cussing at strangers and as I exited the store flipped her off again while yelling "Fuck you foul mouthed whore!"
I know, not my shiniest moment! I also was foul mouthed and un-Godly myself- but I was also having to watch around me to make sure I wasn't about to be attacked as here in the city if you get into an altercation with one person of a certain shade any others within the vicinity are liable to jump on you too. It's a sad but true state of reality and something I never thought I'd have to worry about in my lifetime and yet here we are. Fortunately everybody else in the store looked at her like she was insane and stayed out of it... this time.
Anyway, this wasn't my first encounter with a crazy person this week. Just a few days ago encountered a crazy woman at the Circle K down the street. Won't go into details but let's just say that I was glad to finally get in my vehicle and click the lock button and that it was my first time having to wonder about possibly being sexually assaulted by another woman, she was even licking her lips- YUCK!
So as the eclipse approaches I would caution everybody to stay on their toes and monitor their surroundings because the crazy is coming out in full force this week!
Also, brunch was lovely!
As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.